fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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