I think my vagina is haunted
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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