Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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