So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
so let's talk penis.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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