Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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