is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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