I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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