How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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