dude i'm inner monologue high
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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