i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Dicks are not precious.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Randomize