dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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I need you to use more vowels.
Even my vagina gasped.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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