ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
We smell like vodka and hangover
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
