how can u be prego again
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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