you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I know her cup size but not her name....
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize