but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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