I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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