Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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