Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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