You're so nebulous sometimes
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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