She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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