So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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