Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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