i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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