Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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