I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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