I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
