Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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