i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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