This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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