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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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