Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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