discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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