No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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