Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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