My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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