you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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