Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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