Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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