We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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