shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Is it because I queefed?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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