His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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