Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.Â
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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