so that wasnt chicken after all
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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