It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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