His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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