I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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