If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
