I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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