I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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