stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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