jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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