Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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